quinta-feira, 8 de novembro de 2007

mestrades II

num futuro próximo, numa faculdade perto de si:
-Good evening.
-Good evening, how can i help you?
-I'm interested in a "mestrade".
-Do you have an idea on the subject of the "mestrade" you wish to purchase?
-I'm not quite sure, but i definitely want one lectured in english!
-I think i have just the one you wish; it was specially designed for retarded, i mean for people who just don't have enough room in their brains for a second language!
-Oh! That seems perfect, just like if it was custom made for the average british who goes to live abroad! I'll treat myself with two of those!
-Should i wrap them up then?